or rather,
truth be told,
something more like
An Uncompromising Declaration of Eternal No-Holds-Barred War Against Snails And All Their Sticky, Slimy Kin Forever And Ever Amen
. . . . . . .
Full Disclosure:
I kill every snail I see
every time
immediately
with extreme prejudice
. . . . . . .
As it happens
I like my flowers a whole great massive bunch more than
any shred of affection I might conceivably generate
for those alien destructo slime-machines.
. . . . . . .
They are
to coin a phrase
“evil, wicked, mean, bad, and nasty”
. . . . . . .
I care not
how much theoretical cuteness
may be lavished upon them
by eco-nerds
and deranged Hollywood cartoonists
. . . . . . .
No wonder
the French
parlayed the demise of snails
into a lucrative culinary delicacy
(but, yeah, blech, btw)
. . . . . . .
Those mucilaginous foliage-slicers
will systematically destroy my garden
if I let them
. . . . . . .
I’m not going to let them.
They are vile.
Lights out, Snails!
Most North American terrestrial snails are fairly innocuous, if not out-and-out harmless.
By: newepicauthor on April 25, 2022
at 11:18 pm
Well, they are ‘harmless’ in the sense that they don’t bite nor are they poisonous. But they do horrific damage to one’s plants.
By: boromax on April 26, 2022
at 5:50 pm
Crsuh! Kill! Destroy!
By: Herb on April 26, 2022
at 12:54 am
Uh-huh. I am a gentle man, but I gave up trying to convince the snails to leave my plants alone. The whole ‘live and let live’ thing has left the building when it comes to snails, I’m afraid.
By: boromax on April 26, 2022
at 5:52 pm
Reblogged this on The mind is an unexplored country. and commented:
‘Alien destructo slime-machines’ says it perfectly.
By: Gregoryno6 on May 4, 2022
at 10:10 pm
Thank you, No. 6!
By: boromax on May 9, 2022
at 8:39 pm
It’s some gosh awful crickets things for us! Blimey!!
By: peachandbatman on May 15, 2022
at 2:26 am
Do the crickets at least make a nice country noise at night?
By: boromax on May 15, 2022
at 2:53 pm