
once upon a time
the internet and its lingo
weren’t a thing
but now
nearly everyone
it seems
knows their http from their xyz
time was
pop-up menu and mouseover
were things
you might encounter
at your local diner
now your local diner
delivers
and you can order online
from your oh-so-smart phone
and pay digitally
including the tip
used to be
refrigerators did not
compile a grocery list for you
and audibly warn you
when you are almost out of milk
and your doorbell
didn’t used to
send you video
when your local diner
delivers your order
meanwhile
your favorite tv shows
and the latest movies
and the hottest music
and every stripe of the newest news
and instructional videos
and destructional videos
and memes…
shocking, droll, disgusting, hilarious
oh, the myriad memes
and now
if the internet suddenly went away
would we…
could we…
seriously, could we?
Ay yi yi!
So good!
And I truly hope to never have the fridge that does that thing! Every person has their limit for technology and I’m afraid that’s going to be mine! 😂😂
By: peachandbatman on April 23, 2022
at 2:11 am
Me, too. I am already annoyed with the “Ok, Google. Turn the light on bright white” that my son has on the lights in his room.
By: boromax on April 24, 2022
at 2:53 pm
We would have to. Although someone would probably just invent it again.
By: Herb on April 24, 2022
at 4:12 am
No doubt, Herb.
By: boromax on April 24, 2022
at 2:53 pm
Ed,
We’d be human again.
Thanks,
Gary
By: gpavants on May 4, 2022
at 6:56 pm
We can only hope!
By: boromax on May 13, 2022
at 2:06 pm